Thursday, January 7, 2010

Just So Y'all Are Aware

I'm starting an online dream journal just for fun. They'll all be real dreams but I'll only write them when I remember my dreams... so who knows how often it will be. Could be one in a week.. could be three every day. (Sometimes I wake up remembering four dreams... 4 REM cycles.. it makes sense...)

Anyway, here is the link:

http://sarahdreamsincolor.blogspot.com

Monday, December 14, 2009

Freshman Year

I made a video about what my life was like last year... because I was intensely bored.

Hahaha.

Here it is:

Wednesday, December 9, 2009

Introducing....

Well I feel like I don't ever really have a whole lot of time to do much on this blog very frequently. So, I've created a new blog that I don't mind sharing with all y'all. In this blog I am required to write one sentence per day. And so far I've been able to stick to it. :P (It's only been two days...)

So here's the link if you're interested:

justonesentence.blogspot.com


See you there?

Saturday, December 5, 2009

Sarah Is Avoiding Something....

1. When was your first breath on earth? Sometime between 10:20pm and 11:00pm GMT. About 20 years ago.

2. What did your parents decide to name you? Funny story... they thought I was going to be a boy up until I was born. Or at least that's what I remember being told when I asked. They were going to call me Joseph or Owen or something. But... I'm a girl!! So my dad called me Sarah. Story goes, he was so surprised to see a girl come out instead of a boy that he said it kind of inquisitively. Like "Sarah? Why the heck are you a girl??"

3. What's your natural hair like? As opposed to my unnatural hair? Well, it's brownish and straight. And relatively soft.

4. What color are your eyes? My irises are brown. My pupils don't really have color since they're really just holes... even though they are commonly perceived to be black. The rest of my eyes look whitish. Sometimes pink if I've been crying... which I rarely do.

5. What's your skin tone?
Sallow-y whitish... I guess...

6. Do you have detached or attached earlobes?
My earlobes are quite dangly. I believe that is what is meant by "detached."

7. Where were you born?
Some room in some hospital located in Ipswich, Suffolk, England, United Kingdom, World, Solar System, Milky Way Galaxy, The Universe.

8. Do you know how much you weighed?
Yes, I do. But I'm not telling you!!!

9. How were you delivered?
Through an orifice located in the inferior aspect of my mother's body. With the help of a vacuum. True story.

10. What school did you go to as a child?
The school of life. I am still enrolled and plan to continue for the next eternity or so.

11. What was your favorite toy?
My imagination!

12. What was your favorite Disney movie?
Ummmm um um ummmm.... I have no idea. Ask my mother.

13. Do you remember your first best friend?
I'm fairly certain that Charla Summers was my first real best friend. But I could be wrong.

14. Your first childhood crush?
I don't remember if I even had a childhood crush. However, I did have many emerging-teenager crushes.

15. Did you have an imaginary friend?
I was my own imaginary friend.... wait...

16. What TV show did you watch a lot?
Early Childhood: Barney, Bananas In Pajamas, Arthur
Late Childhood: Arthur, Bill Nye the Science Guy
Tweenager: Smallville
Young Teenager: I rarely watched TV.
Older Teenager: Lost, annnddd probably a few others.
Now: House, Grey's Anatomy, Burn Notice, 24, Lost, Castle, Lie to Me, Dollhouse, Glee, and like thirty others.

17. Did you have those shoes with the light-up heels?
I think once. In the 90s. Maybe.

18. What crazy antics did you do as a child?
One time I rode my bike down our street with no hands and my legs crossed over the sissy bar.

19. Do you miss those good ole days?
Not particularly. I enjoy early adulthood.

20. Who was your first legit crush?
Clark Richardson. I was in "love" with him until 7th grade. Then it was Manoli Liodakis.

21. What high school did you go to?
Paul V Moore. (Central Square, NY)

22. Who were your favorite teachers?
I liked most of my teachers.

23. How old were you when being a girl started to suck?
You know what? Being a girl never sucked for me.

24. Were you bullied in high school, the popular kid, or just in-between?
I was one of the overly ambitious kids in high school. I associated more with my teachers than peers. Good times.

25. Did you attend wild parties?
Nope. I didn't even know they existed except for in movies.

26. What were your favorite movies during teenagerdom?
Miss Congeniality, Lord of the Rings Trilogy, Pirates of the Caribbean, anything with an attractive male lead.... :P

27. Is your hair a different color than it was at birth?
Maybe slightly... again, ask my mother.

28. What was your first car?
I'm one of those underprivileged kids who has to purchase their own first car.

29. Are these times going by too fast, too slow, or just whatever?
I believe that this survey assumes that the survey-taker is younger than 18. Teenagerdom for me will officially be over in about 3 months.

30. Do you want to get married? What age?
Yes, and when I'm old enough. Hahaha.

31. Do you want to have kids? What age?
Yes, and when I'm married.

32. Will you spend your 21st birthday drinking hardcore?
Nope. I'll more likely be studying for upcoming finals. Haha.

33. Will you buy a buncha cigarettes when you're 18?
No I definitely won't. But I already turned 18. Haha... plus you can't buy cigarettes in Utah until you turn 19. Which I am... but I still haven't bought any cigarettes.

34. What job/career would you like to have?
I kind of want to do research for the CDC or something. That would be really cool. I wanna be the person who plays with Ebola every day. Hahahaha.

35. What do you want to name your kids?
Thing One and Thing Two for the oldest ones. And after that I'd like to name them after all the different types of leukocytes.

36. What genders would you like them to be?
I have no preference.

37. What car would you like to have?
Anything that lasts for more than 150,000 miles on little servicing.

38. Are you still wild and crazy like you were as a teenager?
UmmmmmMMMMMmmmmmm. This is assuming that I actually was wild and crazy as a teenager. You decide.

39. Are you looking forward to adulthood?
NO. Hahaha didn't mean for that to be capitalized... or did I?

40. How long would you like to live?
As long as it takes. Hahahahaha.

41. What would you like to have accomplished in your old age?
Five things: have gotten married in the temple, have many beautiful and intelligent children, help everyone I love be happy, have saved at least one life, and have gotten hit by a car... at least once.

42. Would you die valiantly or more subtly?
I'm trying to understand how a person can die valiantly but not subtly... or both... or neither...

43. Will you have 20 cats?
Not likely.

44. Where would you like to live?
Somewhere in space. That would be cool. Raise my family on a starship or something. Bahaha. Apparently I've been entertaining myself with too much science fiction lately.

45. Are you going to wear a wig to hide your old-person-hair?
I've never heard of anyone doing that. Ever. If I wear a wig it will be bright pink with neon green stripes.

46. Will you knit sweaters for your grandchildren?
Probably not. Knitting's not my thing. And by the time I have grandchildren sweaters probably won't exist anymore. Haha.

47. Or bake cookies when they come over?
I'll just feed them McDonald's and TV Dinners.

48. Will you ever let yourself even get to "old age"?
I do not embrace Kevorkian ideologies.

49. What will be on your tombstone?
I won't have one. I'm going to be twinkled.